It’s all dried kale and sparkling water from now on, boyo. These are the end times.

I’m not buying it. Those guys were WAY too excited to be watching the Redskins play.

Nah.

...it seems weird that a mortgage company’s logo is an upside-down house

And people wonder why the folks at Standing Rock are so opposed to a pipeline.

I love that he bricked half the shots too.

If there’s anything we know about Durant and the Warriors, they only really start losing it from game 5 on.

On the flip side the Titans are looking pretty good. Good line and two power backs with a competent QB. They have to be the class of the south. Not a high hurdle but still.

You know, I went and looked it up!

But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?

I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.

newuser0x absolutely did not “all lives matter” you. What they were saying was that race had absolutely nothing to do with this story so the boy’s race did not merit mentioning. When white boys do something meritorious, no one feels compelled to remind everyone that they are, in fact, white when mentioning the…

Did you just all lives matter me

It is A-OK that you missed the point of his post. Better luck next time.

He’s a good teen

Ya, fuck that whole innocent until proven guilty thing, ammirite?