Ken Bone, the undisputed winner of last night’s debate

Never broke her smile, and then capped it off with the “we’re just friends” arm pat. Beautiful.

At least it wasn’t a confederate flag!

If they had thrown a soda can instead of beer, would it have counted as a pop fly?

Sure, marijuana abuse is 10 weeks, but if he’d said he was abusing Mary Jane, he’d have seen 2 or 3 weeks, tops.

That’s just corny.

In Madden I often start as the Browns so I have to work my way from the bottom up. I think that kinda says it all about the franchise.

I’m always amazed that anybody goes to any NFL game.

The best part is the off-camera voice saying “He deserved it” and a feeling of general consensus among everyone standing around him. Las Vegas is going to be SO much better with this team!

This is the Raider Nation version of the swordfight scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Eric Trump also tweeted a photo of his father from last nights rally.

And before today most of those searches were just poorly spelled vanity searches by guys named Al Eppo.

Eh, I'm sure when the big moment comes the Seahawks will probably pass.

Because when you want hard-hitting perspective about how the world really works, you go to a 24 year old blond who's putting together an audition reel for a sweet FoxNews gig.

Fact filled?

Neil Everett chose the wrong day to show up baked at work.

Exactly what I was thinking. 9 years ago Simmons says Love > Mayo and also notes that it’s difficult to say without sounding like an ass because the reasons why Love > Mayo align with unfortunate racial stereotypes. Other than mixing in LeBron’s name, what was he wrong about?

Also, Simmons has spent more time over the…

So with 9 years of hindsight, the obvious conclusion to draw is...Simmons was 100% correct here?