Just buy snow tires for your Accord?

Yeah, a sarcastic thumbs-up and huge shit-eating grin has become my go-to gesture. You get to call them out without being overtly mean/aggressive.

I’m doing the same thing. I bought the machine and the filter together and once we went through the included sample k-cups we haven’t bought anymore. We wanted a way for my GF to get out the door with a mug of hot coffee in hand every morning with minimal time and effort, and the Keurig does a great job of it. Sure…

From the same guy who on an article this morning commented that a woman who drove in the left lane should end up in a ditch or in a lake.

I use Siri for quick calculator tasks like that.

Kia’s badge is so ugly. If they switched to the much nicer KDM “K” badge here, I bet they’d see a small sales boost.

I had to go to an address that was on a “17 1/2 Street”. I had never heard of “half-streets” before and apparently neither had Apple Maps, because it took me to different, random places all over the town I was in. Fired up Google Maps and it took me right to where I was going. That’s when I learned to always let…

“They are typically on point and bring up thoughtful criticism about the films they review.”

The last version of the Pontiac Sunfire, a Cavalier with a bunch of tacky “edgy” “extreme” “exciting” “sporty” “aggressive” ugly bullshit glued to it.

Honda Element was pretty “extreme active lifestyle youth” like Poochie.

I read this article, then drove to Best Buy and bought a Rift.

Space Shuttle something something.

I really, really love this episode.

Welcome to SOCOM US Navy Seals circa 2002

Hangtime for N64 was my first thought for best sports game. NBA Jam is great and N64 Hangtime was peak NBA Jam.

How about “rebuild”?

“I’m vexed that I can’t ID the source of those seats.”

Someone driving merrily down the road, brake lights on the whole way because they’re driving an automatic transmission with two feet.