“neither failed any components (the HP did have a power connector failure, which I replaced)“

lolwut? In a situation like this, SWAT’s job is to protect innocent people from a suspect, and the swatting victim is “the suspect”.

The Jeep looks so tiny next to that Raptor, I honestly thought it was a golf cart. “Where’s the Jeep?”

“the bike, which is simply identified as “a Kawasaki” by local news.”

“Can’t have giant robots just standing around eating tea and biscuits.”

No turbo:

Yep, CarPlay and Android Auto are supposedly coming to some models as old as 2014.

At some point a designer really should have said “Oh hey, looks like we’ve really messed this part up, better try something else”. That apparently didn’t happen. This is just tragic.

I had the same problem on my Nintendo console... 30 years ago.

Chrome door edge guard. Much luxury. Very class.

Yeah, I’d probably want to charge someone $100 to do that on a 1st-gen CR-V like mine. Not fun!

“I test drove a couple cars and hated them both very, very much, so I figured I’d buy one of them.”

The instruction manual for Clayfighter is worth even more than the cartridge. Being a Blockbuster exclusive, and what happens to manuals of rental games, it makes sense.

LOL “anti-#NeverTrump”

My theory is that on other, lesser automobiles, a small impact would just crack, shatter, punch a hole, or otherwise ruin the bumper cover. But since this is an indestructible Toyota product, it just gets a little dent in it.

I see they’re wisely hiding the new front fascia...

I thought the thud was the sound of my car bouncing off another car to get around a corner quicker.

“or he’s driving a first-gen Scion tC”

Came here to post this. So much fun. So much time happily wasted in five-minute increments. The game that permanently resides in my N64.