I had to go to an address that was on a “17 1/2 Street”. I had never heard of “half-streets” before and apparently neither had Apple Maps, because it took me to different, random places all over the town I was in. Fired up Google Maps and it took me right to where I was going. That’s when I learned to always let…

“They are typically on point and bring up thoughtful criticism about the films they review.”

The last version of the Pontiac Sunfire, a Cavalier with a bunch of tacky “edgy” “extreme” “exciting” “sporty” “aggressive” ugly bullshit glued to it.

Honda Element was pretty “extreme active lifestyle youth” like Poochie.

I read this article, then drove to Best Buy and bought a Rift.

Space Shuttle something something.

I really, really love this episode.

Welcome to SOCOM US Navy Seals circa 2002

Hangtime for N64 was my first thought for best sports game. NBA Jam is great and N64 Hangtime was peak NBA Jam.

How about “rebuild”?

“I’m vexed that I can’t ID the source of those seats.”

Someone driving merrily down the road, brake lights on the whole way because they’re driving an automatic transmission with two feet.

“neither failed any components (the HP did have a power connector failure, which I replaced)“

lolwut? In a situation like this, SWAT’s job is to protect innocent people from a suspect, and the swatting victim is “the suspect”.

The Jeep looks so tiny next to that Raptor, I honestly thought it was a golf cart. “Where’s the Jeep?”

“the bike, which is simply identified as “a Kawasaki” by local news.”

“Can’t have giant robots just standing around eating tea and biscuits.”

No turbo:

Yep, CarPlay and Android Auto are supposedly coming to some models as old as 2014.