You’re still here, giving clicks and feeding the beast which means they win. Eventually you’ll get a clue.

You guys have the same number of jokes as the “identify as an attack helicopter” people

Buying from fast food places is, indeed, worse than its ever been in my lifetime due to apps. Places are running the only deals that matter as app-only, which is obnoxious because you have to sit like a dope scrolling through an app just to check and see if there are any deals that entice you instead of the old way,…

That little to do on a friday that you need to pop into every comment to register your dislike of T&E style anticomedy, huh?

Watching things done 1:1 through an ironic lens has an energy that just watching a bad thing unfold doesn’t. Otherwise people would stuff theaters full of the worst comedies just to laugh AT…

I wish that for you too, for all our sakes

Then it sounds like video games are dumb and bad and a waste of time, and gamers should be oppressed

What are you arguing on behalf of exactly?

Presumably anything anyone does is important to them. That doesn’t mean it’s not an unhealthy fixation. If someone genuinely has the attitude “I don’t care about Bungie’s promises, I just like playing the game”, good for them. That’s rarely been the case. It’s always been a fervent defense of playing a game with no…

Xbox has been around for almost 22 years now. During that time, Sony and Nintendo have introduced an absurd amount of new characters that have as much clout as the original Nintendo characters. Arguably, some newer even eclipse some of the lesser OG ones. Xbox and its defenders can’t keep pulling the “awww, I’m just a…

Being this person isn’t doing anyone a service and won’t get you into heaven.

So you instead advocate for them to pay 70 dollars to arrive at the same conclusion of what their gut told them in the first place because you have nothing more than that tired half-defense?

You don’t have to drive a nail through your dick to know it’ll suck.

What do you think online discussions are? What rules of yours does everyone need to follow? Which of your approved expressions are allowed?

Bad taste? In a Grand Theft Auto game? What is the world coming to?!

Anything depicted in a game should serve a larger storytelling purpose, otherwise there’s no reason that a Burnout game shouldn’t have had DJ Atomika give you a shoutout for all the sex you’re having. Storytelling or wish fulfillment, but devs need to pick a lane between the two instead of this third lane of, sad,…

Gamer and geek culture is, if anything, far LESS horny than in the 2000s. It’s also less offensive about sex as a whole, but if you think the 2000s were less horny than today then you weren’t there.

McDonalds has been on a premium kick for well over a decade now, it just hasn’t previously been this readily apparently to even the most casual of their addicts. They truly believe they are the gold standard of fast food, and have killed every bargain that made people develop their daily habits around the chain. The…

You will absolutely not buy and play this. You’re posting entirely for clout and it’s terminally lame.

“if you just follow the rules, you shouldn’t have any trouble.”

The law around copyright is dumb and bad and needs to be changed. See, that’s an argument, not “ITS THE LAW”, you bootlicker

Pirating all the material you want doesn’t excuse your bootlicking, it just means you’re a selfish bootlicker