John Joseph is the type of braindead moron to whine about how the media lies, then unironically post a steady stream of Daily Mail articles.

But he still let Richie Valens, Buddy Holly and the Big Boppa get on that plane before it was taken down by the Beatnik Werewolves? Fuck him.

“Your Rotten Tomatoes score is mine!!!”

FIN-ISH!

I would like to take this moment to thank Michelle Pfeiffer on behalf of all women who watched her performance as Catwoman and had our Lesbian Awakening.

OF COURSE!

SNOOZALITY!

I see Ignatiy is going straight for GENTLEMAN'S FATALITY on this movie.

Just kept trimming the sideburns during quarantine, not the back of his head!

You’re saying that Steve needs to come back with a mullet, aren’t you?

“like why the U.S. government happily handed the shield over to a white guy rather than the Black man who deserved it”

So one of the Legends screws up, tries to rewrite his mistakes, screws up again. Talk about “a feature and not a bug.”

This is SUCH a Rebecca Silver move. She must have a new book coming out.

The difference between AVC’s longer, recurring features and its shorter, snarkier news articles is night and day.

The snark overload in their news reporting makes it easy to forget that AVC’s columns are still very good. See also: the rom-com column that I make sure to read, even though I don’t like rom-coms.

I fucking hated Avatar at the time, so it’s a testament to the excellent writing in this column that I actually kinda want to rewatch it now. 

I worked at the Arclight Hollywood in 2012/2013, and as a film fan it was such a cool experience. Got to meet about every famous actor and filmmaker you could think of, saw so many movies for free, and worked with a ton of awesome people. A few stray memories:

Cheap Trick is one of the best live bands I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen a lot. And not always by choice.

You think that’s bad, I ripped my gym teacher in half during prom.

I’ve always thought that it sounds oddly like Tom Hanks.