When asked what his cameo would be, Bruce responded:

I'll see you in...the afterlife. 

Mine too, buddy. Then my girlfriend got into Bettie Page and cherries and I put flames on literally everything I owned and started swing dancing. Now I own an Arthur Murray franchise.

Kids these days really like that damn Squirrel Nut Zippers band by golly.

“Sleater-Kinney bemoans the co-opting of the riot grrrl movement by mass media”

I’m a big ‘Crime Fiction’ guy (thanks James Ellroy and Elmore Leonard!) and I have quite a few of those Hard Case paperbacks. Some are legit pretty damn amazing, and they also dig out old works from folks like Lawrence Block and Donald Westlake. 

Maybe the grandkids turned it on for them and they don't know how to turn it off.

Weird stance but good on you for having principles I guess. 

I get that it’s just the panel layout, but it really looks like she’s sitting in front of a picture of her and I can’t unsee it.

I loved that Huntress, a woman who trained to kill and dedicated herself to revenge, clearly hadn’t had normal social interactions growing up and it showed.

God, I love everything about this movie. Rewatching it last weekend was the happiest I've been in months.

It also deserves a nod for Best Supporting Performance by a Sandwich

I’m pretty sure it’s actually Tracey Walter’s Bob from 1989's Batman.

You guys make fun but you know what would make this scene work? A little song called “Hallelujah.”

Yeah because a) Clark/Superman and Lois were not romantically involved at that point. b) Lois didn’t know either of their secret identities and when she found out Bruce was Batman got out of the relationship fast. c) DCEU Batman wasn’t a borderline psycho who murdered everyone who made him angry.

Lois and Clark’s…

The Sermon on the Hot Topic

he’ll once again play Jay Garrick, but this time in an unusual setting: season two of Stargirl

Well now I want a House Hunters International marathon with Roxane Gay (the clearly superior variant which went unmentioned). It’s the best of both worlds: actually-sometimes cool houses in desirable cities, and the most infuriating people you’ve ever seen on television. It’s almost worth hearing the most basic woman…

I liked the Keanu movie for what it was. When I saw it, I knew nothing about John Constantine. I’ll still watch it when I run into it streaming.

It's also easy to see why they tried to make the Keanu movie partly an adaptation of Dangerous Habits. Which is just such goddam good awfulness.