Would you say this list blows dogs for quarters, man?

Event Horizon, Sam Neill in general and In The Mouth of Madness have come up in my life an odd amount the last few weeks, so this is a pretty cool topper to that series of coincidences.

Semi-related, You’re Next has one of my favorite b-movie dialog lines ever:

Ok, cool. I really do appreciate the thorough and non-snarky response and now feel much more informed than I did before.

I’m about to pull the extreme old person card, but what makes this release an album versus previous releases labeled as mix tapes? I genuinely do not understand and my cursory googling didn’t do much. I need the dope straight from the mouths of you youths. 

LaToya’s reviews are giving me flashbacks to the TV Club reviews of years past. They’re great reminders of what once was. 

I mean, by the end they really were missing half the main cast. 

I made a cross-kinja joke about that on IO9 but somehow I’m still in the grays there. God damn it. 

I got a Community notification for this?

This is a really roundabout way for Noah Hawley to adapt The New Gods, isn’t it?

Hey, you can’t get R Kelly to headline every year. 

Canceling on such short notice? That’s...

You neglected to mention the best part, Chris Bauer’s majestic rug.

God damn it Barry!

I’m eagerly awaiting the greys that will come from the general Beyonce-centric internet once this review is up for a few hours.

Weekday or weekend? 

I’m with you, I really have never gotten the appeal of Fatso’s over basically any other Vienna Beef signed joint in town. I chalk it up to the yuppiefied location as much as anything.

No Top Notch, no peace.

“Manager of the Mets. A... baseball team.”