But he does and here he is. It’s fair to say as stark departures from the source all around, this Cain could be A Cain, maybe not the dreaming Cain, but like, two-degrees-of-kevin-bacon from the Dream Cain

This Cain is too stark a departure from the one in The Dreaming to really be inspired by him at all; since he rarely features in the Lucifer series, it’s likely they forgot the source even has a Cain.

I’m absolutely positive Lucifer would describe him as selfish. That’s what his whole plan to find his legacy thing felt like to me, anyway.

I love the books but I feel like that would need to be kept to the animated world. The Silver City, the House of Windowless Rooms, wherever the fuck they went on that giant floating fingernail ship, Elaine’s creation and Lucifer’s second creation... I feel like OMM would get even more pissed than they were at a pretty…

I was going to say that was too hard for me...but then it got...Jesus fuck damn. That band is fucking weird man. lol wow! I could almost handle the first half without the, I know there’s likely or is a name/word for this, but yelling/rage singing. I’m gonna be 41 this summer, and think of myself as REALLY open minded,…

I thought that was the flying car sound from The Jetsons?

“I suggest not to make these kind of “jokes” in 2018. You will regret it”

We’re just reading between the lines.

I don’t like the gannet.

Thanks for your brave comment. I, for one, couldn’t get on with the rest of my day unless I knew that Marc Colten was no longer watching X-Files.

Why did I read this thread during lunch?!

... which was based on the highly acclaimed novel “A Sale of Two Titties” by Darles Chickens.

Mulder having a crying, fist-beating tantrum over the Sasquatch “answer” was pretty great.

Scariest episode ever. Because those statues.

I loved the sound of the segway. Definately a nod to Futurama.

You’re upset about sugarboobs? Come on! That joke is so 1993. What is with this urge to whitewash history? You do realize that your scrubbed clean history allows the revisionists to suggest that the past wasn’t so bad and is something we should return to, right?

He’s also Regular Sized Rudy on Bob’s Burgers!

I wish we could have 1 Darin Morgan X-Files episode every year. Surely Gillian could agree to that? Not a full season, just that episode.

“Some people fervently remember seeing a movie called Shazam, with Sinbad playing an irrepressible genie. They’re probably thinking of a movie called Kazaam, with Shaquille O’Neal playing an irrepressible genie.”

I’m not entirely sure what the hell I just watched, but I enjoyed the hell out of it.