Zod! How goes it my old friend. I’m really dismayed at what they’ve done to our site. We get assholes from both the alt-right now and the super left. It’s a no win situation. Can’t I want to fire my guns while being pro-choice dammit?

No doubt. They are determined as hell too. Remember that astronaut that crossed half the US to kidnap a romantic rival and wore diapers so she wouldn’t have to stop for bathroom breaks?

I’m trying to work out what’s the better band name, Parasitic Cucks or Echochamber Circle Jerk.

LOL - “Cuck”. You sound like a big tough man behind a keyboard Chief.

People who say “white knights” or “value/virtue signaling” are the real chuds with no dates.

Good god, literally every desperate male “feminist” simp comes back with this response. “You must hate women because they won’t have sex with you.” Project much? Nah, I’m sure your strategy of playing doormat for women gets you laid like crazy.

“There’s just no way women could

Yeah I can;t say I was ungrateful, i was sick of inferring or reading like I was 4

Do you really have to announce it on every fuckin article? We get it, you’re sooo much better than everyone else because you don’t like Star Wars.

I was 13 rather than 10, but I will go to my grave insisting that I saw a movie called “Star Wars” ten and a half times during the summer of 1977...

The backlash on that scene does reflect the most hardcore of Star Wars fandom. Complain for years about how they want Leia to use the Force in a movie, then bitch about it when she uses it in a way they didn’t think of.

Upvoted (or whatever it’s called now) for celebrating the general decency of this site’s commentariat.

Visually stunning? Sure. But it’s a million years in the future and we’ve somehow lost cruise control? Or autopilot? There were no droids available? THE ADMIRAL NEEDS TO GO DOWN WITH THE SHIP!?

Ackbar isn’t a Female tho. gotta show strong woman or something

But lens flare jokes! They’re almost as funny as Quentin Tarantino impersonations!

I know I shouldn’t care at this point, because while the original trilogy was a really important mythology to me as a kid, it’s just another giant profit-driven media franchise that sometimes manages to tell a decent story with fun characters and excellent production values.

The different take was that it was made by board room committee.

I stopped caring for this entire fucking kids movie concept (that’s what they are. That’s what they were meant to be. George Lucas himself said it. Saying otherwise is ignoring the truth) years ago.

I am one of the non-contributing to the $250 million opening weekend people. My kid have zero interest in Star Wars, and I really hated Rogue One. I also was underwhelmed by TFA. The 30 second original teaser was better than the movie.

Calm down, it was a figure of speech in service of my punchline. Meant to be read in tones of high spirited mania/resigned counter-optimism.