I’m pretty sure they make more than $130K.

Making the sports guy in Peoria IL wear his mid-range Trump costume from the Halloween party while he makes his female co-anchor uncomfortable talking about balls? Say what you will, but no one’s knocking Sinclair Broadcast Group’s commitment.

Yeah, it’s mostly just nerdy lawyers around here. But this blog was our time to shine, and I wasn’t going to let it just pass me by, damnit!

He’s setting a good example for athletes throughout the area, showing them how to leave it all on the field.

He’s out to start a movement, and he won’t rest until the competition is #2. Coming this fall to NBC... Brad Leland *is*...

*** The PooperIntendant ***

Yeah, but UT is in Austin. One more time, for those who don’t know Texas:

Greater Maine Dentistry and Abortion: We Scrape More Than Teeth!

I think the Beach Boys actually deserve to be talked about: God Only Knows, Good Vibrations, Wouldn’t it Be Nice, I Get Around, California Girls. That’s very very solid.

Is Lamar Jackson elite?

There is only one Matt Berry worth listening to:

Except at least Michael Jordan actually owns the Hornets. He’s got an 89% stake in the team. Jeter owns 2%, which is really consistent branding, but not what I would call significant.

He calls Bryant Gumbel mentally weak on his own show? Jeter has a lot to learn about re2pect.

What’s less clear is why the Worldwide Leader would want Favre as the celebrity face of one of its biggest recurring live sports programs.

I have never...attempted to gain a competitive advantage.

So: bring on the Playoff Larbon.

TRUMP: I can’t believe you did this, Michael. I’ve said it before—we have to be more careful with the cyber.
COHEN: ...What?
TRUMP: The tapes. They’re part of the cyber ...no?
COHEN: No, they’re...
TRUMP: But email is.
COHEN: Email is, in a way, yes.
TRUMP: Part of the cyber. So what are tapes?
COHEN: They’re just...tapes.…

“Oh, you gotta track a raccoon every chance you get. Those varmints will lead you right to the best trashbins in town. Now, if you see more than one, you might think you should trail the fattest, but those are just lazy. Real limited range. The lean ones? Now they get around. You wouldn’t believe what you’ll come…

Oh, no, I’m aware of the history of St. Pat’s (no snakes in Ireland), and of the glycerin trucks, the origins of the “paddy wagon,” and a host of other expressions, epithets, etc. that existed in bygone years.

Are they still happening now?

Do they still have an outsized impact on how I or anyone I’m related to live…

“Why Johnny Can’t Read.... Secondaries”

Andy Reid: This is really nice.
Assistant Coach: Yeah, check out the formation.
Reid: What’s this?
Assistant: The... clock in the corner?
Reid: Yeah, it keeps counting down.
Assistant: That’s the game clock.
Reid: How do we stop it?
Assistant: [stares]
Reid: [stares]
Assistant: ...you call timeout.
Reid: [looks for pause button]
…