The cocktail menu looks pretty good, though.

And: why am I the first person to mention Earthbound in this thread?

Let’s be real, too: it isn’t that St. Louis is shit. It’s that St. Louis County is full of racists and shitholes. The people who actually live in the city are all right and have many fine businesses worth patronizing (ignoring t-ravz on the Hill…

A good point—though, I forgive the article for not including everything. But we need to think more about those other kinds of harassment not at the expense of discussing sexual harassment like this.

I’m sure you’re 100% right in understanding the motivation of these women.

You know how you could prove it? Go up to a female cop and start masturbating. If she doesn’t walk out of the room immediately, you can tell the judge that “she must have enjoyed watching me stroke it. Simple as that.”

You need to get down to Houston—Minute Maid Park is a great dome experience and you can walk a couple blocks and find things outside of it.

As another Longhorn, I’m a bit tired of listening to people defend Mack. By the time he left, he was out of touch with recruitment, hiring weak coaches, and sitting back. Mack was damn talented at sweet talking donors and recruits, and he wasn’t all bad, but let’s not pretend that there was anything left in the pantry…

Yes: you’re in a store trying on an outfit and the clerk says, “Looking good, boy!” In that context, it’s probably not an insult.

He also seems to be under some delusion that he has some foreign policy responsibilities.

I had the Paragard put in about three years ago. 30 at the time, never pregnant. They gave me the pill to dilate my cervix and it didn’t predilate—though, they said that was relatively common. It was definitely uncomfortable, and the cramps afterward were not great. I popped all the ibuprofin they gave me and invested…

Supposedly it was actually originally called a “pussycat bow,” like you’d tie around the neck of a cat you were giving as a gift. Tom and Lorenzo discussed this on their podcast this week.

If you’re ever in Missouri, you should check out the vacuum museum there: http://vacuummuseum.com/

This is the scary and frustrating thing for me: how do you find someone who wants to choose to make it work with you?

(My last relationship ended 4 months after I gave up a great job opportunity and moved across the country with him. He had asked me to move with him; had asked me if I’d want an engagement ring or if…

So seconded. When I was an instructor at a big D1 football school, I had a first-string football player who spent an hour with me each week to discuss the readings from class, on top of the time he spent in lecture (which he attended regularly as well). His writing skills were very poor, but he eventually worked to…

True, in my experience: the semester I taught two football players in an English class, the starter met with me every week in office hours to discuss the readings and easily passed the class; the bench guy didn’t show up to class regularly, half-assed his final, and barely got a D.