That was a gritty performance.

Man, Carol Channing looks really good for 97!

Who would have thought someone who released a song titled “Let’s Get Retarded” may not be the greatest arbiter of taste?

and lmao when the judges were critiquing aja’s needy girl performance, i kept saying to myself that she should’ve just acted like milk

“The head coach pool

...how on earth can you be sure Foles is circumcised?

How long is it really?

I blame the Cards hate on Matheny and his relentless ‘Leader of Men’ bullshit along with constant references to his faith. A certain vocal portion of the fan base has picked up on that and become unbearable when piled on top of their (and generally common) misconception of what the Cardinals were talking about when…

I think explosive diarrhea out of your dick would be a more controlled blast though. Think about it this way, you aim and fire a shotgun, you have a pretty good idea where the pellets are going to end up. When you saw the barrel off the shotgun, you’re spraying at a wildly inaccurate range. Shrapnel is flying…

Alright, I’m going to try not to fly off the handle here, but regarding your thoughts that pooping out your dick wouldn’t be such a bad thing.....

Big Dick Nick & Chill Little Lil

As a Giants fan, I’m quite conflicted.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

So glad he and the rest of the Eagles stiffened up and penetrated the Patriots defense so well...

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You’re not the only one, Doc. It’s been a long, terrible last year, but we as a nation finally have a shining spark of hope. Thank you, Eagles, for finally putting the Pats in a spot they couldn’t cheat their way out of. (I do understand that the Pats have outplayed and outcoached plenty of teams legitimately. That…

I mean, they’re all good. But you can’t beat “bereft on the terf.” Good on ya.

I was hoping to hear how, 235 years later, the Brits would respond to the Patriots finally losing the big one.

So we can go back to hating Philadelphia tomorrow morning, right?