I thought last year’s bit with Kristen Stewart was the perfect capper.

“Kick the rocks on Friday that others will think to kick on Monday.” - Jason Whitlock

Can’t we get a combined Husker Du/Replacements band to do this?

Well at least the only boob he can expose this time is himself.

The Philly cops have just learned what dismayed Philly parents have known for years: it is REALLY hard to keep Philly’s kids off a pole.

Despite it being the word, no one wanted Grease 2 anyway.

Hey, at least Jacobinism is an ethos.

Ain’t no kangaroo court like a Robespierre kangaroo court...

Having the NCAA investigate MSU is like having the Committee of Public Safety investigate reports of beheadings in Paris.

It’s the commitment to your persona which is truly admirable.

also:

And what’s with the “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” quote? Does scorned = molested by your fucking doctor? Because in that case, like, yeah, hell should hath no fury like a woman molested by her doctor.

Congratulations to TW313 for his response to FlowersforAlgernonCrumpler’s comment on Deadspin’s blog post about LeBron James’ Instagram #striveforaverage

I’m waiting for a year where the Falcons beat the Steelers in the Super Bowl by throwing salt in their eyes, and then the Patriots burst out of the tunnel to “Real American” and win the Lombardi Trophy back from the Falcons.

For me it’s more like watching the Honky Tonk Man, in that both he and his manager are blatantly cheating and NOBODY IS DOING ANYTHING TO STOP THEM no matter how much I yell at my TV.

There are so many angry TAW-MEEs from QUIN-ZEE in these comments right now. Don’t y’all have some busing integration to riot against?

And a cone of shame so he doesn’t chew on the cast

One of my favorite recipes to make is a smoked meat loaf on the grill. Glaze it with BBQ sauce then smoke it 1-2 hours so the sauce reduces to a crust on the outside and it’s got a smoke ring like a friggin’ pork shoulder... Goddamn, why aren’t I making THAT for dinner tonight?

Why? Brady is facing off against the Jaguars not the Vikings.

Incredibly bummed this isn’t just Magary in his living room in an ill fitting polo and cargo shorts screaming his head off and scaring his children.
Not mad, just disappointed.