Mike Leach, folks! He’ll be here all week!

Pie crust is a pain in the ass? It’s so goddamn easy. Buy one of these things, which also looks like a sick martial arts weapon, and you can make a crust in 10 minutes.

Lord knows that when I look back on all the women I’ve loved, I primarily think about the men they worked for.

This is another kick to the sacks of St. Louis fans. First, they leave. Now they are entertaining as hell.

I’m willing to bet that Blake Shelton, smells like at least two of those meets on a consistent basis.

We won’t fully know the extent until the Rams get three more wins.

- The National Anthem before NFL games

I don’t really get what you’re saying. We can’t criticize the program that works for Tom Brady even though it may just be placebo because it works for Tom Brady? Seems like a bit of a tautology.

I think the thrust of the arguments against TB12 is that it’s pseudo-scientific horseshit offered by a snake oil salesman…

Well clearly he didn’t cheat..... He has 11 pounds per finger squeeze strength..... He can’t help that a little air leaks out with that kind of power.

When my daughter was 2, she refused to let me use wet wipes to clean her after she pooped, and insisted on being wiped with a shred of an American flag which had been moistened with tears shed by decent upstanding citizens at the moral decay our society has been experiencing since, oh, about September 22nd, 1862. But…

Yes, these are public parks and the point of them was to preserve the parks for everyone to use. They should be free or nominal fee; it shouldn’t be a financial question of whether you are able to use them.

Reportedly the doula also didn’t appreciate Cousins yelling “You like that?!” at her after each contraction Julie pushed through.

IGet into it with other vets about this. The protest has nothing to do with the military. It’s about police brutality and racism in our judicial system.

I haven’t tried this in a while, but here are all of Drew’s capitalized Funbag words in sequence, with punctuation added so it flows better:

For a modest fee, I’ll be your snake oil salesperson!

Of course this might not have happened if Rodgers had a “health guru” who would make him“smoothies” have him follow a strict “alkaline” regimen like Tom Brady.

“There’s basically no difference between Trump and Clinton. They’ll do a lot of the same thing. So it doesn’t matter who I vote for or even if I vote for a 3rd party.”
- Pieces of shit 2016

Feet? I thought he only liked fucking the Calves

I feel so old. Raise your hand if you were watching season 3 when Keith was kicked off for pattern books!

Ah, Santiago, the best character to disappear without a trace, and the only worthwhile plot of Season 2..