Apparently, they’ve also outlawed the drag bunt.

please do not sully our collective Friday Night LIghts memories

In other words, “Are you Peter Thiel?”

Dude looks like James Hatfield’s brother who got into Dane Cook cosplay for some reason.

NO ONE IS A BIGGER STAR THAN JULIE ANDREWS, SHE CAN DO WHAT SHE WANTS

I hear the Edward Jones Dome isn’t being used much these days.

I was that guy too. While all the “adults” were upstairs arguing politics, telling the same shitty stories for the tenth time, or gossiping about the relatives who weren’t there, I would be with all the kids playing Hot Wheels and Super Heroes and board games. I used to bring toys and games from my (70s) childhood…

Can you get these guys to do a promo for the upcoming season of Foodspin? Maybe a slow haunting version of Warrant’s Cherry Pie, or Weird Al’s Eat It?

I used to work for Lifetime and they LIVE for this shit. Plus, Brit was a triple threat: poss drug addiction, married to a weirdo, and died under suspicious circumstances. Preferably these stories need to have triple or quadruple angles to get legs.

JESUS CHRIST.

Nothing will top the trailer for the shitty Lifetime Brittany Murphy biopic.

Punishment: Two Christmases ago I’m at my sister’s place playing with her kids and her oldest one, the nephew, is being a prat. I only get to see them once a year and they’ve all over me the entire time which is great but he wanted me all to himself and I was trying to give equal time to him and his sister. He wasn’t…

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

The Rams green-lighting a tired reboot everyone already saw and hated is the most LA thing they’ve done yet.

their playoff chances have fallen to 32 percent, per FiveThirtyEight. 

Stop trying to make ketch happen.