I experienced four ~10 second bouts of really intense menstrual cramping. So it wasn’t an unfamiliar sensation. It was unpleasant, but totally worth it. My doctor was great and talked me through the process, including when the pain was likely to start. Don’t be afraid to ask for guidance.

My friend picked me up and I…

Thank you! Discomfort I can deal with, and like I said I’ll already be mid-period.

Tomsula’s turned into some kind of stereotype hobo. He’s lost his creativity. Drew’s phoning it in.

Thomsula was good for a season, but Evans has longevity

This burn is like the Teen Wolf of burns, so underrated! Nobody denies this!

Or he’ll win a ring behind the Broncos’ defense after Elway convinces him to do things The Denver Way

Can’t believe a white guy lost his job after Trump won. This is exactly the type of thing he was supposed to prevent!!!!!1!1!11!!!!11!!11 KILLME

“You see, my show was always going to be like the Horace Grant of sports talk shows. Really under appreciated and never quite got the praise it deserved. Sort of like how Freaks & Geeks only had that one season but as time passed, people began to realize how good it was. It’s kind of like this time back when I was a…

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Yeah, but Natives actually want the team name to go to. When teams are named after Natives, nonNative fans inevitably dress up in redface and wear headdresses. Name Cleveland a whole new name, or go back to the goddamn Spiders. But the Indian name does not honor and dignify us. No Native mascots or names do.

I guess they forgot to put a giant man-baby trigger warning on this article. Maybe you should retreat to your safe space until this dies down. Or you could just kill yourself and lighten the world’s clueless asshole total by a few pounds of stacked shit.

The Curse of Chief Wahoo endures.

Just so it’s out there typing the letters “SJW” make you look like an asshole in addition to an obvious insecure baby boy.

You sound like you need a hug and maybe some help pulling your head out of your ass.

you are this upset about a team of people you don’t know losing a game? Imagine how you might feel if your people were virtually exterminated over a span of hundreds of years, thrown onto reservations, and forced to watch what was left of your people and culture become a caricature for a baseball team....

Nah, it was invented because people who either don’t understand or don’t give a crap about considering the concerns of marginalized people needed something to shout into the void.

The caution tape-as-garter-belt is the perfect finishing touch.

The irony here is so delicious this post could almost be considered Foodspin.