This is precisely what’s going on. He isn’t complimenting his daughter, he’s complimenting “someone/something he made.” It’s not really about Ivanka at all; he merely sees the fantasy of sex with her as the closest thing to sex with himself (ie. the only person he really loves and dreams about)

LMAO...thats immediately who I thought of too.

Already happened: http://dailycaller.com/2016/01/26/john-rocker-im-absolutely-supporting-donald-trump-for-president/

John Rockers pager just went off

Rodgers says Butte College every time now because USC fired his favorite buddy and the man holds a grudge better than the poop story guy’s intestines hold 4 days worth of diner breakfasts.

Evans will always be my favorite, but Schilling beats out the others gambling ones.

Andrew Luck is going to wind up with arts and craftsy Tony Romo’s hair.

Dammit Gary.

Just like the last Dallas QB, they’ll soon know him at all the local hospitals too.

To bring this to sports, I’d love to see Clinton drop an aside where she says something like, “How could you manage America when you couldn’t even manage a football team and wound up destroying the whole USFL?” There’s no way he could not resist going on a five-minute frothy tangent defending himself.

This is vital context.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

It’s in Austin, and I feel like baseline weirdness is encouraged.

Naming your property is important.

Holy crap, that is the most nuanced position I have heard from anybody. #Popovich2020! Make America have long term consistent success like the Spurs!!!

Maybe if Briles got a blowjob from a student intern then Ken Starr would have been the first to run him off of Baylor’s campus

Is there any irony so delicious for those of us who had to sit through this soggy rice cake’s 15 minutes in the 90's than Ken Starr getting fired for *not* investigating a sex scandal?

The greatest baseball announcer that ever lived. Not the least because none of his children became terrible sports announcers in an attempt to ruin his legacy.

Well all I know for sure is that this “Landon Rice” is a thug from the streets who dragged a poor young woman through the mud for his own depraved pleasure, and--

This is essentially the sort of “dialogue” engendered by the idea of “We have to be at opposition in the interest of being ‘open-minded’ and ‘covering all bases.’”