MEET ME BEHIND THE WHOLE FOODS MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!

That was also the Trump campaigns approach to selecting King to begin with:

This shit has to stop. And I'm not talking about the protesting.

The smirks on the faces of all of the jackasses behind King when he dropped the n bomb says it all.

Jet fuel can’t melt Kaep’s resolve

Even his coach admits this take is truer than the beams in Tower 7.

I love the idea that Frank Luntz is meticulously crafting this message with him, coaching on what to say without taking a clear side outside of loving one another, etc. and then Cam’s like “Yeah but I’m going to do it this font” and Frank figures it’s all about making progress and no “zero” days or whatever.

Bette is about the be Dolly Levi on Broadway. The tickets are going to be harder to get than Hamilton!

I don’t want to know how many Americans found this on accident by Googling “Kaepernick Lynch.”

You have to hand it to Marshawn for telling it like it is. Passing him over isn’t a sound strategy.

Marshawn followed up the discussion of Kaepernick by asking where he could get some of those skittles that Donald Trump Jr. was tweeting about.

That’s one of my favorite Hillaries. But I have to say that my absolute favorite Hillary is one that people rarely see, but that I got to experience for a week when I worked with her and her staff. I’ve told this story before on DS/Jez/Gawker (RIP), so I apologize if you’ve heard it before.

She can’t. Well let’s say she loses her cool and does exactly that.

When asked if he was invited into Baylor’s locker room, Shawn Oakman responded, “Well, it’s Baylor, consent is pretty much implied.”

Cowboy abuses Redskin woman.

Seriously, Tom, can you guys please fucking focus on what really matters: did he stand respectfully during the pledge of allegiance or not?

She really could have used a pile of guns to cushion her fall.

Can we stop beating this dead horse?

I guess Peterson just wanted to switch things up.

A man who was paid handsomely without producing anything of value has nothing left to learn in Silicon Valley.