I’m pretty sure our country is founded upon boycotting. Unless you’re going meta since in history terms the US is new?

You know who else wore uniforms and raised their right arms high in front of everyone. Makes u think

There’s a white guy from Western Massachusetts in an Aaron Hernandez jersey that’s furious right now.

“Fuck, I was going to petition my government for the redress of grievances, but since two other guys already did it, I guess I should shut up now.”

Ballsy.

(Jets miss an extra point)

Depends. What was your completion percentage?

“Sun’s rays don’t melt lady bones!"

Unbelievable - a 9/11 conspiracy theory.

Was going to say “Normally Rob would have offered them a ride on his party bus, but they just happened to pick up ‘Here We Go Again’, Western New York’s premiere Whitesnake tribute band."

I am here for Kim and always have been. She is incredibly smart, intuitive, business-savvy, and, above all else, petty. I love it. I have been watching her for years because she is simply amazing and catty. She gave us the takedown of the decade, I still cackle with glee when I think about how stupid Taylor looked.…

God, I loved that bit more than anything ever on Deadspin. Hilarious? LIKE NICHOLSON GIVING POLANKSI A ROMAN HELMET! Sexy? LIKE NICHOLSON GIVING FAYE DUNAWAY A ROMAN HELMET!

I’m still gonna miss Emmitt, but damn this IS a good replacement.

Curt Schilling’s Facebook Lock Of The Week

I really miss Robert Evans spot from this column. He should be brought back.

I think in a time of our nation where healing is so needed, we owe it to our children and to the world to change the national anthem to Prince’s “Let’s Go Crazy.”

Remember kids: the first person Manning kissed after the Super Bowl was Papa Fucking John.

The only thing that statue is missing is Beverley D’Angelo clinging to his leg.

I used to live in Virginia and now live in Maryland. I’ve been through South Carolina more times than I want to remember. Not one instance of barbecue in those states beats that of North Carolina. Not even Pierce’s Pitt in Williamburg, which is the best in the Old Dominion by a wide margin.

Doesn’t some of that fall on Whitlock? I mean, if you’re gonna espouse bold takes in the form of a quasi-question shouldn’t you end your statement/question with, at least, an uptick in your voice so it sort of sounds like a question?