Wooo! Packerrrrz!

When asked how he felt Romo just stared whistfully at a football and said “I wish I could quit you.”

My wife and I have a game where I say a name and she tries to guess what the person does for a living. I gave her “Vince Vance” and after some thought, she said “wrestling or porn.”

Ohhhh, SNAP +1

Actually getting bitten by a snake would be an upgrade for Tony.

He can spend more time baking now.

Let’s wait to hear from team doctor Jerry Jones before we go making any rash decisions.

Tony Romo’s Back, Is Broken

Tony Romo needs to being seeing Dr. Bornstein, he’ll be the second fittest person in the world if he does.

If you are more upset at Kaepernick protesting police brutality than you were at the police committing it, yeah, you're part of the problem.

Colin Kapernick should stick to *watches recent game film* uh actually politics and social media

Conservatives on big government: “I made this money with my own hard work, I didn’t need the government’s help.”

The really evil thing to do with a desktop like that:

That hit of Josh Gordon also means RGIII's going to fail his next drug test.

Passionate Colonoscopy was already taken.

The $300 per couple meal plan is a jip.

Transwoman here trying to get in early before there are too many comments on it.

Not surprising that the most important interview to ever air on Colin Cowherd’s show happened on his day off.

Lynch is always willing to go that extra yard.

“Robin is the one who has to fight for us”