No worries they have a backup:

I found the part of his statement where he talked about all the social justice organizations he tried out for in high school, but was cut from, to be uncomfortably long and bitter.

Oh no...Michael Jordan is going to be sad if this happens. I wish there were some visual depiction that I could share to show you how sad.

Can’t find his name in the phone book.

Also, why the fuck aren’t they getting Richie Incognito to speak? He’s even got a foreign-ish last name!

Typical Tebow. Called an audible and ran.

Tebow bemoans the fact that “rumors” travel so fast

Another poor play call, another bad read, and another incompletion.

They can still get Deadspin Award winner Curt Schilling to send them some dank memes if they have time to kill. Just a real nice powerpoint presentation of poorly thought out Nazi comparisons, racist “humor” and not funny “jokes.”

I love that there’s a particular segment of the Internet that’s convinced I’m an attention whore, yet will look at this and cheer Tebow on. What a fucking wanker.

I don’t understand everyone praising him for his consistency. I mean, isn’t the point of having a Duncan is so that it can be up-and-down?

I know that sounds awful, but I work in a child welfare organization (not as a social worker or anything so this isn’t going to be perfectly accurate psych) and a lot of the kids come in to those kinds of home having experienced sexual abuse. So someone coming from a troubled background like that is more likely to a)…

it would be hearsay if offered as evidence on its own, but that’s beside the point

As someone who has lived in St. Louis and attended Penn State, you have this severely backwards

Me too. And I laughed again because Pop was right. it’s still light years better than Orlando.

The Magic came hard.

Model trains and HEB commercials, please

Just sheer brilliance. This has been the best tennis she’s played all year.

🔥Most underrated athlete this decade🔥

I mean I choose to believe that Trump really is sitting there, hunched over his phone, tears beginning to form in concert with a few shaky, breathless sighs. His sobbing begins. That type of sobbing where your body convulses and yet no air is moving in your lungs. The type of sobbing that feels so large and yet, to…