As a child of divorced parents who did everything in their being (and wallets - my mother drained my college fund to continue paying her lawyer) to drag the court proceedings as long as they possibly could, I hope this young girl makes it thru this without any permanent emotional scarring and achieves her dreams.

Old Golf Pro: “Wow! What’s your handicap?”
Girl: [gestures towards her parents]

Even Jim Harbaugh thinks this guy is a fuckboi

It’s like 10,000 balls

Inspired by the prank, A-Rod hit a home run that day. It was a Solo shot.

Jaime Moyer tried to participate, but when he finished, all he blew was a cloud of dust.

DFW captured what any true tennis fan felt but could never hope to fully convey when watching Federer make mince meat of the tennis world for all those years. Both he and Federer are truly one of a kind.

Fun fact: Jake originally tried marketing and advocating his own version of freebase cocaine for former athletes. But he had trouble getting it going because of an unfortunate naming choice. “Plummer’s Crack” never got the investment interest he was looking for.

I, for one, am eagerly anticipating All Takes Matter going to Cleveland for a live pregame show.

I am guessing he wasn’t at a Dodge dealership?

Making an Almost Murderer is not exactly screaming Netflix mini-series.

Because I could not stop for Death –
He kindly fastballed me –
That heater held but just Ourselves –
And Immortality.

See, you’re making a mistake here that a lot of people make.

On the plus side, this will mark the first time a shitshow features actual shit.

“If you build it, it will be the best. Just great. Huge. Like you wouldn’t believe.”

Women in control of their shit are always going to be vilified. Young, old, it doesn’t seem to matter...men can use and abuse any number of women in rapid succession but seem to cry the loudest when the script is flipped.

Typical herb post

“You’re making the biggest mistake of my career.”- Pat Riley

“Could be worse, you could be in Steph Curry’s shoes.”

In Soviet Russia, championship-destined team lose to you.