A simple solution: Appoint an independent counsel to investigate the problems at Baylor. I nominate William Jefferson Clinton.

Brett Favre’s records were actually on a floppy.

I look forward to seeing the longform oral history of Jim Harbaugh’s hot tweet when I wake up tomorrow.

You guys have posted this video of Drew dancing on Chopped enough.

I mean, I don’t *love* Keira Knightley but you can’t deny she’s done some great work. She’s pretty clearly Joe Wright’s muse (love his films, even if some of them are a mixed bag. I adore his Pride & Prejudice and find it superior to the Colin Firth/BBC on YEAH COME FIGHT ME Y’ALL)

The quirky author, Anne Ursu (FKA Batgirl, author of a Minnesota Twins Blog that this very site eulogized on 5/24/07), has a great novel, Spilling Clarence. It is about a toxic spill that causes people to remember everything (which sounds cool but becomes debilitatingly depressing as memories we prefer to filter out…

A fresh lawsuit from T.J. Maxx, funded by Peter Thiel, should be filed momentarily.

Well, the only things certain in life are death and Texas.

I was. And I am now wearing your facts and my shame on my face like the end of a bukkake video.

+1 nutjob board of education runoff candidate

Members of the broader Baylor community are shocked—shocked!—and say this was the most hostile environment since folks had to run from dinosaurs.

Hard to believe that a church affiliated entity might have trouble dealing with sexual crimes

I’m pretty sure Mark Kozelek (a/k/a Sun Kil Moon) hates everyone, not just his fans, but especially The War on Drugs.

You left Mark Kozelek off that list of musicians who hate their fans. “My band played here a lot in the ‘90s when we had/Lots of female fans and fuck, they all were cute/Now I just sign posters for guys in tennis shoes”

“What the hell did I do to deserve that?!?”

Loria
I think they got your number.
I think they’re gonna win this,
while your team keeps going under.
But you really don’t remember?
Miami’s in the red.
Paninis with soggy bread.
Loria?

Trump/Loria 2016

Brother, I’ve been a BP subscriber for over ten years, a full blown baseball nerd. But unique players that gave us cool moments and set records transcend pure stats.

I think both should be in the Hall of Fame!

Counter-Counter Point: You know who has a higher career WAR than Ichiro and got almost no HOF support? This guy: