Man I’m glad I don’t have to be able to prove to the internet that I’m still friends with coworkers from 25 years ago, because those fuckers all sucked.

They don’t call him Bones McCoy for nothing!

Kirk openly musing about being distracted by Rand being a woman. Chapel basically throwing herself at Spock. Yeah, there was certainly nobody getting it on the Enterprise.

I guess he was the White Power Ranger all along, huh.

curveball Microsoft anounces banjo threeie as a switch exclusive. internet shuts done for the day to recuperate.

Banjo Tooie you cowards!

Aemon and Rhaegar are brothers, and married to Aema and Rhaenys, who are are allied with them in their battle against their uncles Aeron and Rhaenary, because of a feud that has raged since the reign of King Aeris and Queen Rhaenamy.

Ah, I see, I forgot to carry the Cthulhu

It’s really depends on how you interrupt the numerology in “Back to December” and apply that knowledge to “I can do it with a broken heart”.   I get 7 eggs 

Clearly the truth is she will be at the Super Bowl. After the Chiefs win she will come out to the field and give Kelce a huge kiss. Then unhinge her jaw and swallow him whole on live television as she transforms into Taylor Swerpent the 300 foot long Snake God-Queen. After she feasts on the crowd she will turn the…

I know it. You know it. The American people know it.

And Bob Dole.  Bob Dole doesn’t like that you forgot about Bob Dole.

After years of owning BMWs and Mercedeses, I went with an Acura the last time and I’m extremely happy about it. Makes it much easier to pick out my car at the country club from the sea of Germans, and I don’t have to have my valet grab another batch of grandma’s silver to sell every time a maintenance warning comes…

Dave Baustista would be good as Ganondorf. He’s got the physical presence, can act with depth and nuance, and would be a fun actor to include

Was the warning ruined by the background sounds and music being way louder than his dialog?

So it wasn’t Sophie’s choice?

don’t forget pages (like this) that have multiple adds with autoplay videos breaking up the blog after every 3 lines of text

I watched to the videos too, and found them very tongue in cheek.

I thought the Raven spoof from the first Halloween special, narrated by James Earl Jones, was the Gold Standard. Oh well.