I can’t wait for the next article, “Coffers makers don’t brew coffee! they just pour hot water over coffee grounds!”

What the fuck even is this article? Nobody gets an air fryer because it’s magic.

This was all conducted on Aude’s company-issued iPhone.

Man I’m glad I don’t have to be able to prove to the internet that I’m still friends with coworkers from 25 years ago, because those fuckers all sucked.

They don’t call him Bones McCoy for nothing!

Kirk openly musing about being distracted by Rand being a woman. Chapel basically throwing herself at Spock. Yeah, there was certainly nobody getting it on the Enterprise.

I guess he was the White Power Ranger all along, huh.

It’s safe to assume that a modern Batman Beyond movie wouldn’t be a continuation of, or even necessarily connected to, the series. Like the Spider-Verse movies are based on the Spider-Verse comics, rather than direct adaptations of them. They’ll use the concept and characters, but it would need to be its own thing.

Eith…

curveball Microsoft anounces banjo threeie as a switch exclusive. internet shuts done for the day to recuperate.

Banjo Tooie you cowards!

Aemon and Rhaegar are brothers, and married to Aema and Rhaenys, who are are allied with them in their battle against their uncles Aeron and Rhaenary, because of a feud that has raged since the reign of King Aeris and Queen Rhaenamy.

Ah, I see, I forgot to carry the Cthulhu

It’s really depends on how you interrupt the numerology in “Back to December” and apply that knowledge to “I can do it with a broken heart”.   I get 7 eggs 

Clearly the truth is she will be at the Super Bowl. After the Chiefs win she will come out to the field and give Kelce a huge kiss. Then unhinge her jaw and swallow him whole on live television as she transforms into Taylor Swerpent the 300 foot long Snake God-Queen. After she feasts on the crowd she will turn the…

I know it. You know it. The American people know it.

And Bob Dole.  Bob Dole doesn’t like that you forgot about Bob Dole.

If someone were to ask me to be a recurring character on a Star Trek show, or any other show for that matter, as Quark, I would say yes.

Every time I read something about his time on DW I keep getting reminded of the quote “If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you’re the asshole.”

After years of owning BMWs and Mercedeses, I went with an Acura the last time and I’m extremely happy about it. Makes it much easier to pick out my car at the country club from the sea of Germans, and I don’t have to have my valet grab another batch of grandma’s silver to sell every time a maintenance warning comes…

Dave Baustista would be good as Ganondorf. He’s got the physical presence, can act with depth and nuance, and would be a fun actor to include