12 years? Surely you must be forgetting the Jackie Chan one that came out only a couple of years ag-oh fuck you

It’s going to be James Gunn, isn’t it?

Sorry, DBZA, I will no longer be supporting the official release.

It will happen, so I will do it so you can hate me.

The guy was a red shirt.

Sup, J-shot?

Duck boobs, woo-oo!

Wouldn’t surprise me if he said they are positive just so that he could say after their quarantine “See, we recovered, I told you it was no big deal... I’m the fittest president ever!”

/Yes, I’m that cynical
//No, I don’t put it past him
///Slashies are immune

All along, Batman’s greatest weakness was his cowl covering the wrong parts of his face.

Just wait for it.

Michigan’s mask mandate specifically excludes waiting to cast a ballot as somewhere that a mask is mandatory (our Governor is probably just trying to avoid lawsuits claiming that she’s limiting access to the polls.) That being the case, voting in person is probably not the safest thing to do where I live.

Does any of this “Find Something New” fall on the job creators and companies? Because I can guarantee you that while you’re trying to “find something new,” the software scanning your résumé and the people throwing them in the trash are NOT looking for something new and have no imagination when it comes to…

Wasn’t that what Prometheus was supposed to answer? Why’d he bother making it if it didn’t address any of that?

Mutant Blast

Every gun is loaded.

It’s about time they get an Indian actor to play a character that has been so unfairly stereotyped as a, *checks notes* successful business owner with a PhD, Springfield’s most eligible bachelor, youth hockey coach, volunteer firefighter, member of Homer’s bowling team, barbershop quartet, and vigilante group, and a…

and people wonder why we introverts hate everyone. you all keep inventing these stupid rules and making interacting with anyone a complete chore. if somebody thinks im rude or dismissive by typing “ok” to their text and gets offended, they deserve it and they did it to themselves. as far as im concerned they are doing…

I suppose one of its best feature is growing a second right hand for you to take a selfie? 

As a ten-year Smallville survivor this makes me very happy. I mean, we already waited a decade to see him in the suit, what’s another eight years? (If they actually avoid showing him in the suit I will be simultaneously furious and somewhat impressed by their audacity).

Gary Busey.

I force close because I just want all the apps closed so I’m not constantly trying to fight through which app window I want to use. I’m not worried about decreased battery power, it’s not like I am more than half a day away from a power outlet of some sort.