12 years? Surely you must be forgetting the Jackie Chan one that came out only a couple of years ag-oh fuck you

It’s going to be James Gunn, isn’t it?

Sorry, DBZA, I will no longer be supporting the official release.

Michigan’s mask mandate specifically excludes waiting to cast a ballot as somewhere that a mask is mandatory (our Governor is probably just trying to avoid lawsuits claiming that she’s limiting access to the polls.) That being the case, voting in person is probably not the safest thing to do where I live.

Every gun is loaded.

It’s about time they get an Indian actor to play a character that has been so unfairly stereotyped as a, *checks notes* successful business owner with a PhD, Springfield’s most eligible bachelor, youth hockey coach, volunteer firefighter, member of Homer’s bowling team, barbershop quartet, and vigilante group, and a…

and people wonder why we introverts hate everyone. you all keep inventing these stupid rules and making interacting with anyone a complete chore. if somebody thinks im rude or dismissive by typing “ok” to their text and gets offended, they deserve it and they did it to themselves. as far as im concerned they are doing…

Gary Busey.

I force close because I just want all the apps closed so I’m not constantly trying to fight through which app window I want to use. I’m not worried about decreased battery power, it’s not like I am more than half a day away from a power outlet of some sort. 

In the good old days we’d just force kids to eat shit they didn’t like. Not woke, but keeps them alive and healthy.

Here’s a solution. Take a fruit, you know, those things that grow on trees, you can find them at a grocery. Wash them. Put them in your mouth. Chew. Swallow. “Disorder” solved.

“avoidant-restrictive food intake disorder,” in which sufferers only tolerate certain foods

Well, if he takes more KOs like that, he’ll be a ghost before too long.

Steve lost his talk show gig because he burned the network. While he was lecturing on “playing the game” his agents were engaging in double dipping. There’s a quiet war going on between content creators, studio/ networks and agents. For a few years, agencies have been putting together “package deals” which forces…

I don’t think the deputy knows the meaning of derogatory.

How about a Clayboy Pub, a bar for aspiring stop-motion artistes?

So, since Lori Loughlin is involved, is it fair to say that this scandal is everywhere you look?

IT’S A ZAC EFRON TATTOO AND IT’S CALLED SUSHI

Tonight, the dog from Frasier is gonna ride the dolphin from Sea Quest.