You, Sir, would probably the first one to complain when a Tornado fucks up your life unprepared. Extreme Weather warnings top the world cup.

"The real kind of poor?" Are you fucking kidding right now? Please tell me you are kidding.

I think it's fair to consider everyone involved in this awful. The only innocent victim I see here are the poor animals.

Oh my fucking god, YES, YES, YES. Thank you. This EvieHavok nutbag can't be told to fuck off enough. Are you familiar with her work? If insufferability was an art form, I tell you...

Because adjusting yourself to your new circumstances in a way that saves money isn't what's being discussed here. Instead, people are suggesting that it's wrong for people to continue to own "luxury" items they purchased before their current circumstances, even if (as in this case), holding on to the item makes much…

YOU MISSED THE ENTIRE POINT. That is why I told you to fuck off! What you described in your "what is normal and what I think other people should look like" response is EXACTLY what you were criticizing them for in the first place! Their clothes were too nice. Their cars too nice. The purses, jewelery, and makeup all…

Oh go fuck off.

It is bullshit that Tatiana Maslany is not in this category. BULLSHIT I tell you!

Vagina is a source of power for many women

Yes the multibillion dollar corporation actually cares about your feelings about your clit. It's more likely they are using a computer program and will fix this issue now that they know it exists, or they didn't realize any genital words were allowed and will subsequently block all words related to genitalia.

The results aren't shocking or anything, but can someone explain why this is not really shoddy research? Can you really draw conclusions from a non-random sample of parents' own evaluations of their kids?

Talkin' about the typo, dingus. A+ on the baseless assumptions front though, top notch.

I'm not trying to be an ass... and perhaps my sarcasm meter is broken but fat studies scholar cannot be a... real thing. Can it?

"As a burgeoning fat activist and fat studies scholar..." Seriously?

You should have made fun of them both because religion is for chumps.

A fictionalized account of a hypothetical situation where characters are sent to assassinate a psychopathic murderer causes you to be pissed?

White people on Jezebel just Columbused passive-agressive race baiting. I love you guys, but sheesh!

I really hate the predictable feminist framing of this vile unfunny hack that a few Jez writers are prone to. Yes, she was the only woman in late night cable talkers and that is a god awful shameful thing (that she was the only woman, and most especially that she, had to be the woman that was the only woman), that…

Can we demand the unphotoshopped copies of these?