Yeah, I didn't type that on purpose...

This one too, really. Someone's nose is going right in a butthole.

This. It's quintessentially American, though.

I always got the sense that shower sex is something people talk about a lot rather than actually doing it. The logistics are just a pain.

I really think it's only to make easy money on a trend.

I wonder how much of it is genuinely racist individuals finding like-minded people versus weak-willed followers who turn racist to fit in with the hivemind. I'm sure it depends on the location but I tend to think the latter more often than not.

bet they love rap music, too. that's my favorite racist redneck doublethink.

*adjusts tin foil hat* seems like a good way to get out in front of a sex tape leak to me.

I don't think that's an awful idea. It was one individual store setting up a food drive in response to company wide dismal wages. If anything, it comes off as subversive... unless of course each Walmart store can set their own wages (I actually don't know if this is the case?).

Because I'm sure wherever you're from is a bastion of racial harmony?

go back to bed, grandpa.

Reading through these comments, it's clear to me Jezebel is the only community on the planet that is enlightened enough to never, ever ever ever make mistakes and I can only hope to be as perfect as some of you.

This is correct. Watch this video. The chest is in the big creepy room that's empty in this video.

I love that one of most dangerous world leaders on the planet vanished for ten days to either A) get plastic surgery, B) watch his gymnast dimepiece give birth, C) recover from the flu.

I'm on board with the UKS Filed to: and opening joke.

This is super shady, and only happened because the school wanted the records quicker. If the school had gone the above-the-board route, they almost certainly would've acquired the same information, it just would've taken longer.

My problem with the "it isn't natural, it's against human nature!" is the same evolutionary biology horseshit that the same people rightfully mock when it's applied elsewhere.

You're right. No responsibility! That's a healthy way to go through life.

Why is the middle ground so hard for people to understand? There's nothing wrong with an open relationship, but just be honest about it to your partner.

I have no problem with polyamory, but please spare us the evolutionary biology mumbo-jumbo, it's complete bunk.