"Yes, Mister President, saying that does make you a racist."

When I was single, I would set up races for me and my dog. I would arrange a starting line, I'd have her sit, and we'd both tear off to the end of my living room, and then back. If she won, she'd get a milk bone or two.

My girlfriend watned to watch Akira because she thought it would be a cool anime with a guy riding around future Tokyo on a future motorcycle doing cool stuff.

yeah, this could get a wee bit uncomfortable.

man, I'm as critical as they come about "cultural appropriation!!!!!!! RABBLE!" but this... this is repulsive.

"Frasier, I have a very sore head and a crackerjack lawyer, so dont crowd me!"

in my city it's either a froyo shop on every fucking corner or, even worse, twee cupcake shops. I want to break all of their windows.

does anyone else yearn for a humanity-extinguishing asteroid sometimes? just wondering, asking for a friend, etc.

this just seems like douchebaggery for douchebaggery's sake. fucking Yelp.

that seems somewhat illegal.

"And they bought the kids drugs too? I definitely don't see anything wrong or illegal about that arrangement! Derpity-doo!"

Is it sexist to make fun of women who are bad for women as a whole?

I sort of wonder what would happen to the clan if Kris Jenner were to drop dead tomorrow.

Hey, Flash and Arrow are both good.

"Taste adventure," huh.

Kris Jenner is smarter than the rest of that clan put together.

I've seen a lot of posts saying the short is "overly dark" or "needlessly violent" or "too gritty" or whatever, and I'm wondering if these people really don't understand satire/parody.

She earned an infinite amount of props from me for covering the Replacements, and then the cover was actually good???

Poor NPH. He tried his best, but the Oscars just aren't really his thing. He needs to stick with shows where he can cut loose a little bit, the Oscars a little too stodgy for someone like him.

I should have been clearer in my original post. There's no doubt in my mind this happens, perhaps even regularly, and desperately under reported.