there's no doubt in my mind that asexual are assaulted for their orientation, and that's despicable, but it's not even close to that level that happens to gay people, lesbians, or trans people. The LGBT movement is a reaction to straight people oppressing those individuals, either by attack or legislation. I'm not…

I think it's OK for people to not want to have sex for whatever reason, or to simply not have a sex drive at all. It's a little annoying when otherwise sex-positive people misconstrue lack of desire for prude-ness (is there a better way to say this? Its too early).

Are you being fucking serious right now? Stop campaigning for a movie you think should have won a meaningless award and realize you're trivializing one of the most debilitating diseases there is.

Woody Allen definitely, Roman Polanski maybe, Bill Cosby almost definitely not.

Dude... the protagonist of Still Alice had Alzheimers. It's a little different than the others.

Yes! Substituting big boy and girl words for pretty pictures of the people we see in the TV!

I'm not sure what you want or expect, based on this comment.

and thankfully not a national treasure.

I still think anyone who invokes this racial stereotype is a lazy moron.

Have I missed a "No, I'm definitely straight" post? Because I feel like that one is a common (and potentially huge) one.

this is pretty juvenile, but some friends and I sprayed obscene graffiti on the windows of my city's Scientology church when we were teenagers. I have no regrets and sometimes still tell this story at parties.

I never read anything assigned to me in any of my humanities classes and graduated with a 3.81. I'm actually incredibly proud of myself.

not a very good joke, but a really good warning.

This certainly seems like a good thing, but history says it will end badly for her.

can we PLEASE start gasping/clutching our pearls about Leo, a wealthy and famous celebrity, hooking up with a long list of beautiful women? I miss that.

Does Cameron Esposito have any material at all that isn't "I'M A LESBIAN!" ?

lol, no. 15% for marginal service, 20% in most cases, and a talk with the manager and 0 tip for truly deplorable service like the OP described. There's never, ever any reason to leave anything below 15% unless you truly feel zero is warranted (and it rarely is).

Just remember everyone: one culture's nasty shit is another's delicacy.

Why even drink vodka? Gin is an infinitely better clear liquor and tequila is much better if you want to get rowdy fast. Fuck vodka.

Mandy Moore is "totally shocked" by how Ryan Adams is handling their divorce.