I had a lot of sex before I did doggy for the first time. so when the positions were assumed, I had a momentary panic - I didn't know where anything was supposed to go either.

My biggest concern with that paragraph is the writer's apparent encounter with a talking Jack and coke.

I had a chuckle from that sentence as well.

yeah that's true. I guess I should feel good about myself that sending unsolicited dick pics is bizarre and alien.

1. No sarcasm: context is important. There may have been potentially the same amount of time between meeting this guy and the dick pic as there would be between hypothetically meeting someone at a bar and then literally having sex with that person, but one is horrible and one is ok. I actually find stuff like that…

I mean, at least with the Martin case, there maaaaaaaay have been some reasonable doubt, but come on. Explain this in a way sympathetic to the defendant.

I usually don't like the "but the men!" BS, but Tyler's statement is creepy as fuck if you really think about it.

The best stories cater to the whims of the viewers' delicate feelings.

go back to Reddit, goon.

This is so bizarre my immediate response was that these were all weird bots, like those ones on Twitter that have scantily-clad women as their profile pictures but tweet gibberish.

this my first thought as well. and not because I'm a pompous tool like that other guy thinks you are, but because life just isn't this cool/good/fair. Their might be kernels of truth in these, but these remind so much of those "And then everyone applauded for telling off my bully and my professor gave me $100" stories.

If I had experienced this I probably would have passed out and wrecked my car.

are you (and the eight people who starred this as of my comment) serious?

this certainly wins for "Most Arbitrary and Unnecessary Outrage."

I had two... not "terrible" roommates, but insufferable in their own ways, back to back.

There are no words for how fucking awful this post, and your attitude is. Please stop posting.

I'd actually say there were many, many seasons of television better than GoT of this year, and both seasons of OB would fit here.

Orphan Black was much better than Game of Thrones this year.

so people aren't allowed to dislike reality television? weird.

The show never tried to convince us that the shit they got up to was important, or indeed that they were good people.