I always thought this was a subtle joke. The show goes out of the way to tell us that Liz/Tina is a disgusting animal, which is obviously untrue.

Yeah, how dare people imply there may be football riots in Brazil.

I find all of this stupendously easy to masturbate to.

Whenever I hear about cupcake shops or froyo stores or whatever twee nonsense white people are currently crazy over, I experience a weird association with my former roommate, whose entire identity was based on trend pieces she reads on the internet.

It IS shoddy research and I wish it would stop getting posted around. Self-reporting is bad enough but the parents reporting second-hand is even worse: they have a clear, vested interest in positive reports. Not to mention the ROYGBIV article fails to mention the most obvious reason that children of g/l couples are…

My girlfriend (I'm a straightish guy) mostly talks about women she'd like to have sex with, and I talk mostly about men I'd have sex with.

I think I have a really strange kind of privilege: the idea of paying a girl who turned me down is as alien to me as... an actual alien?

Has the old "Do weird thing unrelated to sex-straight line to actual sex" ever worked?

It's going to be hard to top literally 9/11 for bad pickup attempts.

I'm glad this is documented because otherwise this would seem a little tooooo on the nose. But since it's true, awesome.

This was my thought as well. There have been sooooo many "meditations on relationship" films I just can't get worked up about a other one.

I don't know if this is the funniest standup bit ever (its certainly close) but I dare someone to find a better-timed bit.

Men's fashion is finally catching up to women's: the more uncomfortable, the more FASHION.

I'd rather see someone deluded into thinking there's no more homophobia - I feel like these folks would feel a special sort of outrage when they do see it.

except we're talking about public places, which are, in fact, about everybody.

she's one of the few people in the world I actively dislike. I can't fathom why anyone watches or pays attention to her.

but something something made in the USA something something ethical business practices as though it's at all relevant

I honestly think you had good intentions here but you fumbled pretty badly.

leave him immediately.

don't pretend you haven't seen this attitude (even in this very website).