The original Moto X eschewed the contemporary trends to make the entire device feel more user-friendly. The new phone’s proprietary accessories, thinness for the sake of thinness, and the removal of an ultra-common port is oddly hostile to the end user.

Probably something like this

Flir. Yes. Want

Give me a Project Tango 3D scanning attachment, a Flir attachment and the ability to charge the battery packs separate from the phone (Preferably with Wireless Qi) and I will absolutely order one.

I am confused by this:

There are other candidates. It’s a bigger waste to abstain from voting at all, compared to voting for an alternative. The viability of other candidates or political parties will never improve if apathy wins out.

Also, there are other elections at stake, at the local and state levels. I’ve found that those sometimes…

Woah! What do you mean? If they sent Magikarps then they most definitely sent over their best Pokemon.

also maaaaaaybe you should wait to decide that the movie is SO AWFUL THAT IT WILL REACH BACK THROUGH TIME AND DESTROY YOUR MEMORIES OF THE ORIGINAL until you’ve actualling effing seen the g-d film. mmmkay?

your screen name is perfect. never change it.

I’d like to introduce you to the concept of humor.

He understands what you mean. He just thinks it’s dumb and is exposing that fact through satire.

(ps he’s right. it is dumb.)

They are both Buffoons though. . .

I was being completely serious here and I’m really not mocking you.

Might want to adjust your nerd glasses as none of that’s true and all theory.

*pushes up the nerd glasses*

“Nintendo’s not sending their best Pokémon over. They're sending their zubats, their weedles, their magikarps...some, I assume, are Pidgeottos."

it’s a ball. it’s probably cramped and bumpy, then you’re taking a nap and some slack jawed unemployed twat suddenly throws this ball which is your HOUSE at your friend and expects you to kill them.