“Pokemon Go? More Like Pokemon Get The Fuck Off My Lawn And Take Your Hippity Hop Music With You”
-Sen. Bernie Sanders.

I mean arent WE the ones enslaving the pokemans tho?

Omg, I used hyperbole in comment on a Gawker piece today, causing some people to lose their shit. I thought it was a pretty obvious case of hyperbole but apparently not obvious enough for some. On one hand, I kinda want to buy them all dictionaries with “Hyperbole” bookmarked and highlighted. On the other hand, I’m…

FRANK!!!

well sure, it’s the Michael Bay of rabies

Science: Question everything.........except global warming.

Oddly, the early airline seats WERE wicker.

Just because something looks like a good idea on paper doesn’t mean it’ll do the job when it’s actually built and ‘running’.

For no actual reason,

Fun fact: Vader used one of these as small scale prop to pitch the death star idea to Sidious.

Glass, Angela. GLASS.

Just a check to see if you read the article to the end.

Tesla hasn’t even MADE 700 thousand cars yet.

“and that Autopilot is currently enabled in 700,000 cars.”