The real magic behind this fun prop is a set of three AAA batteries

As a person who goes all out during Halloween, the first thing you learn is that crappy things sometimes make the best decorations. This is not meant to be a sole decoration sitting under a spot light. This is meant to be part of a scene in a lowly lit area surrounded by lots of other stuff.

I have one of there books…

Yeah, a circle does not seem to be “transcribing” anything. It does seem like it could be cool if they came up with a different track, but a mechanism to do that would probably be to hard to fit into the box.

I’ll be impressed when the circle is simultaneously gouged into the owner’s hand.

I don’t know what more I expected, but just going around in a circle is a little disappointing.

I mean... maybe he’s wearing a bulletproof cup Batcup under his pants Batpants?

Beat me to it. Literally the only thing I could think of.

Looks like two cigar boxes hinged together.

I expected the price to be too high to tempt me. Damn.

“Well, I don’t want to have children.”

Looks like all of them are using fixies, therefore, their speed is limited by their legs.

Crackling joke, good sir.