Obligatory: “Well, the Jerk Store called, and they’re running out of you.”

Sooooo.....is that hair? Or a hoodie? I can’t decide.

Supes adorbs!

And that says it all doesn’t it?

Amazingly they aren’t too embarrassed to give money to a woman who is a racist (“super predators”), takes jobs and healthcare away from poor Americans by making their wages too expensive for businesses (NAFTA, TPP and Obamacare), supports lower wages for women doing equal work (pays her femail staffers less), supports…

Really?

So this photog got that close to a hornet’s nest and didn’t kill all the bastards?

Oh please!

I kept trying to photoshop it but everytime I saved I kept ending up with this “Sausage Party” promo...

See? This is what happens when you let pussies and fags into the military. They get all sensitive about shit and start complaining. STFU and shoot something!

And fish aren’t going to chastise you about cavities, or drinking too much coffee, or not flossing.

Well? What did you expect when those evil Chinese selectively breed Prussian Carp?

Yep. The culprit is Square itself. Every day they are “Slow” to return the money they are earning interest.

I was at a wedding this weekend and Uber didn’t cover the area the reception was held in.

Ha. Fair enough.

HA!

True!

Alex, you fell for again! You FOOL!

Technically, you are correct. McDonald’s offers “Ketchup” but Hunts sells “catsup” and I always think of catsup as the knockoff version (even though I know it is the same thing.

Probably because all those fat kids are smeared with catsup