it's been out in Japan for some time now

what did Sega say?

This is the perfect response. Addresses the prompt exactly! There are some other clever and funny posts here, but this one deserves the win for 'nonvertising' at its best

Agreed. No sexcuses, just perverts.

if only Majora's Mask could preempt THAT moon, it would have been a much scarier game.

Does it bother anyone else that they don't have French accents? I'm sure the historical errors are plentiful (which is fine - it's a game), but couldn't they at least do French accents? Why is an English accent the stand-in for every foreign accent these days?

Now there's a team who really wants their project funded. Who knows how to engage their intended demographic. Who has their shit together.

BLAM! Murder'd ya!

Good. I was worried you were going to go all Dave Chappelle on us. Your name does look good in pink

So, are you working full-time for Kotaku now that you're done at RPS?

A Ghost Porno Page by Page

Hrm.

Thanks for this. I shied away from the game after loving Asylum and City since the reaction seemed to be so mediocre, at best. Looking back, it does seem like the actual reaction was better than the perceived reaction, and that, generally, it suffered by comparison.

This.

A voice of reason, audible over the inane shouting. Tip of the hat.

This was a fun one.

Is there some kind of Kinja cone of silence Shirosake thought he was in but forgot to activate? Seriously, it's like going to an open invitation party and commenting to the host how boring it is without realizing you're talking to the host. Assholes: what would we do without them.

During that clip of the soundtrack, I had freaky, LSD-strength flashbacks to vivid, forgotten childhood memories. Wow.

Wow.

You really should quit smoking.