billclenton
Bill Clenton
billclenton

You know, I love a battle rhino, but I’d be more than willing to give them up for more character study.

Yes, both of those thoughts are bad. Particularly the second one.

Something I forgot to mention in the piece but wanted to add is that I think people who get these things are going to enjoy customizing them. Nintendo’s been pushing customization for Joy-Con as a coloring/magic-marker kind of thing. That’s not quite my style. But there’s more to it than that.

Why it’s even necessary to explain all this stuff about The Last Jedi anyway

Cory was an addict, this is NO FUCKING WAY comparable to a pedophile who actively consumed loads of child porn and tried to share this shit with other adults.

Seems like you’re annoyed about not understanding this game, I have to wonder if you’ve even played the game.

Um, how is it stupid?

inb4 “didn’t Jones make other movies after Moon”?

Snape kills Dumbledore.

A YouTube video with nearly 900,000 views titled “Why Anthem Should Scare You | Has EA Destroyed Bioware?” just miiiight be the type of thing that the second-to-last paragraph of this article is talking about.

The free samples are precisely why I hate going to Costco. I want to get the shit I need and leave. I don’t want to spend and extra 20 minutes doing it because of all the assholes who swarm the free samples and block the goddamn aisles with their shopping carts

No no, they’re saying that New Mutants will be all nude. There’s no costuming at all.

Um, no. The “standardized testing factories” came in with the “No Child Left Behind” act that tied school funding directly to constant testing. That started in 2002 and gradually ramped up for about six years. 

Huh?

I guess they are learning that right after they “ironically” eat a Tide Pod and like some video about how wild it is to find a body in a forest.  

The Democrats biggest weakness is that they care what Republican voters think about them.

And also, it’s going to put off the Norwegians.

I see no problem with this.