Drew, as Collective Soul once said: I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend.

At the end, Junior Seau did too.

Yeah, she’d probably placenta top 10.

“It’s like, when the Doors hit you, man...”

I guess if Floyd rushes in, head down, unprotected, he’ll be in trouble.

His head has the geometry of a necktie

Federica Pellegriniis trains using a new technique. She trains in a pool of carbonated bubbly water. Her coaches claim the water is naturally sparkling, but we know the truth.

you da real mgd

I don’t know if there is anything I am less sympathetic to then a multi-millionaire professional golfer complaining that a course is too hard.

No. Because they never would have beaten the 97' Bulls which featured, IRC, Michael Jordan, Dennis Rodman, Magic Johnson, Toni Iommi, Luke Walton, Dickie Simpkins and Scotty 2 Hottie and were coached by Phil Niekro.

As Sarah notes, this is a tricky issue. As far as where transgender people want to take a piss, that’s really their business - use whatever restroom you’re comfortable in. However, this kind of thing affects other people. The biological girls that got their asses kicked in these races have a legitimate gripe, in my,…

I too have a secret Twitter account. Nobody knows it exists.

White Jesus is available for your engagement photoshoots. He also does children’s birthday parties, hunting trips and bar mitzvahs.

non-snarky “Cool story, bro”

Once upon a time, I was a writer for FoxSports.com. I covered the owners meeting at the Breakers. I was the noobiest of noobs. And a guy named John Clayton could not have been a kinder, more compassionate soul to me. I’ll always remember him taking pity and giving me guidance that I had no business getting at that…

This hurts worse than when Chris Berman died.

You goddamn mother fuckers.

The dad from Home Alone?