...and now I will NEVER unhear it. Thanks...for that.

I don’t think Polish-ed or Polish-ing are actual words. Your gripes with the TITLE are unfounded. “A” and “In” should be in lowercase, however, that would not address your complaint, nor your inability to understand context.

we call this the acceptance phase

The pain goes to eleven.

POURING THINGS IS HARD SOMETIMES

In the last 24 hours, the Celtics went down 0-2 to a laughable Bulls team, Aaron Hernandez committed suicide, and Gronk yukked it up with a propaganda minister nobody respects.

You clicked on Jeff Teague.

That’s not the substance of this article, which was written by a religious person, at all.

Weird so many of these conservative guys fuck all their male friends after they grab a bite to eat.

In Peter King’s MMQB column today, he says that an unidentified AFC owner was against the move because he could not understand why a team would move from the 7th largest market (especially when SF bungled their move) to Vegas, which is like the 45th or something.

Nobody hates Northwestern. You don’t hate Northwestern. Just because Magary wrote a column on it doesn’t make it a thing. It would’ve been kinda cool had they won.

IT’S LIKE A CONTRARIAN HIPSTER SPORTS TAKE MEETS DR. SEUSS BOOK

My husband is still bitter over the loss of Google Reader. I suggested he try out Feedly, and he looked at me like I suggested he replace a beloved pet who had died with a Tamagochi.

Plot twist: That’s not his kid.

My man in the lower left looks like he wants to party.

It=ballsack?

To hurt your feelings.

I actually can't whistle the Fox theme WITHOUT turning it in the sleigh ride. It's just too natural for me. When Schreer heard the janitor whistling it, the first thing I thought was that the janitor was actually whistling Sleigh Ride.

Pope: [waits for it]