I love the intentions of this site, but you should have chosen a more thoughtful spokesperson.

Umm...

Kaykaykayfabe?

Wasn’t Tiger hitting the farter on that Perkins waitress?

Do you guys serve your video clips from one of your personal cell phones?

What kind of world are we living in that would make this like the 8th top news story right now?

Just bought my first house. Any books anyone can recommend on home ownership?

For serious: Can he be legitimately called a “national treasure” at this point? (Think Betty White or Stephen Fry, for their respective countries.)

His orange jumpsuit is allegedly missing from the prison locker room...

It actually was a rogue, driverless car. You’d think THAT would have been played up more in the story. Crazy!

Verne ages like 25 years with his glasses off. And he already looks 85.

It’s cuz his dad-gum shoe was untied!

Fine. A protest isn’t really a protest without consequences.

If you are trolling, this is great.

Ask and ye shall receive.

Would love to see Federer vs. Agassi in a match where you couldn’t let it hit the ground.

Who will replace Mike Greenberg on the radio and why is it Stugotz?

“Pioneers” lol

I’ll be that guy: Why is this okay?