My wife and I are trying to have our second child, and it turns out my sperm count is now low. Any advice?

Also, who knew Paul Tsongas was such a boss tennis player?

Yeah, something else could have been going on with Tsongas, but then that would render my mostly-useless anecdote completely useless. And I’m not sure I can live with that.

As an avid recreational tennis player (having played most other popular sports at some point in my life) I can attest to the fact that the winner of a match between similarly-skilled players often comes down to want-to, much more than any other sport I’ve played.

The four people you meet in heaven.

Belichick is already salivating over drafting a CB with three arms.

-ium

OK, I’ll do it if no one else will.

I’ve always wondered about the phenomenon of so many meme images having glaring misspellings. Is it intentional and I’m just being subtly trolled?

It was Olivia’s description of their backyard balling that apparently irked his father.

That illustration is a work of art. I’d love to buy a print and video tape my wife peeing on it.

‘twould be nice, but the DLB show guys seem to have trouble enough getting up as early as they do now.

But how will I get ahold of her if she’s not on Hulu?

God bless these people with the foresight to tape the reactions of hot-heads at big moments at home. You da real MVP.

+ 3/5^ths?

What a big dick.

Hi Mr/s. Ipsum,

/r/cringe/

Does anyone look more like their name than Brock Huard?