TONY? Y-NOT!

Craz’y!

That’s why Jesus invented pay-at-the-pump.

Then the government is stupid and shouldn’t have done the deal in the first place if they are getting boned by it, or they should have put conditions on the money, like paid internships or what-have-you.

I certainly didn’t mean to imply that she was telling the kid to get bent.

This is the right answer. If you need the money, there are lots of boring jobs out there that will be paid for because they immediately provide value to consumers (often because they are boring) and exist either in greater supply or lower demand. If you want a sexy but highly demanded job (like working for a…

Lol “collateral damage”. Good Kinja.

Fuck 2016.

The MLB hasn’t done this much to prevent tumors in the clubhouse since they banned Drake LaRoche.

My incarcerated business partner’s retarded gay niece went to Bryant.

Not even Twitter could shut that down.

He should be able to get a job in the Trump administration pretty easily.

Work hard enough so you can have a job where you can’t be fired for incidental porn on your computer.

The will probably get a second justice on the court this term (certain members are very old). And lots of activists will be trying to send new cases up the pipe. I wouldn’t bet that they do (the justices on the court are mostly honorable and seem to respect law and precedent enough to let stare decisis protect status…

Anyone know if these are anywhere near decent?

Anyone know if these are anywhere near decent?

Apparently majoring in business finance, not graphic design. Phew.

Very cool, BUT JESUS THE FUCKING COMIC SANS. JESUS.

And of course he hits a home run right as I say that. LOLISUCK

Sad to say that inning was on David Ross. The catching change affected the team more than the pitching change.