Counterpoint: One of the series I truly enjoyed this year. Constantly surprised and delighted me with it’s tone, humor, and the chances it took.

The ref had a false start, if you know what I’m saying.

Like the Constitution says, you have a right to a jury of your peer jamokes.

Mac & Cheese vs. Deep-Dish Pizza is a tough first-rounder.

What’s the deal with Aaron Rodgers?

Why are all the sports radio stations I want to listen to on AM? God that shit sucks.

Not to beat his wife until his next court date.

What do you call it?

Of course I immediately checked Wikipedia to see if he died. Thanks.

My office just installed a kegerator. What’s the earliest acceptable time of day I can pour a beer?

Watch it, buddy.

From the recently published compilation of Jack Handey’s “Deep Thoughts that Didn’t Quite Make it to Air”.

Came here to see this comment. Was not disappoint.

Obviously grooved it for him. Sickening.

Are these guys just trolling Deadspin and upping the ante every week so you’ll write about them?

This just in: No fucking shit.

How was this even a litigable question?

I was like, “What’s so lewd about the Hawaii tow.... HAAHAHAHAHAH POOPOO!”

I think reading this excerpt gave me a concussion.