I can’t wait ‘t(h)i(e)l the next development!

Appropriate username, and all.

Did Avril Lavigne die in 2003?

Is this Mr. Craggs dead, an idiot, or an ass-wiper?

Will Gael Monfils ever win a major?

You do realize that Peter Thiel’s sexuality (as little as I care about it) was already public knowledge (if not to you in the great media market of bumfuck Minnesota or wherever your hockey jersey designates)? Also, please learn to spell correctly if you are going to be erroneously pedantic. Pissfuck.

Don’t worry. They corrected all that. All good! They are the smarter than that Gary!

Fox News: Putting the “broad” back in broadcasting for 20 years.

Where’s Steven Avery when you need him?

Was Brad Gilbert drunk during the after-match interview with Andy?

I hope you’re being facetious. Capital beers are fine, but certainly not in the same class as something like Moon Man.

I’m not so much worried about the size of my child’s penis, but its blue-green hue worries me a bit. WebMD says he might have “peter teal syndrome”?

How in God’s name does the NFL even get a say?

Now this is NEWS! Suck it Peter Thiel! (Not literally.)

If your boyfriend is Peter Thiel, then yes, this is the correct decision.

Huhwut?

Characters welcome.

Why won’t Hillary smile more and talk more femininely?