Who’s the second actor? I’m dumb.

Where are the Capriati hot takes? Yowsa!

Great - more news about Bo’s sidepieces.

Bo Ryan, and now this? Is everyone just fucking everyone these days? Why am I missing out?

Would it kill her to wear something sexier to court?

I love how the announcers pretty much weren’t even watching the game.

These are certainly words I’d never thought I’d utter, but Larry Wilmore did it first.

As a Wisconsin fan, I didn’t think I could hate this little fucker any more than I did. But there we are.

It’s almost Lebatardian. Meta, self-effacing, douchey, and highly entertaining, somehow all at the same time.

They make it our business when they tell the world about their abstinence.

Looks like one more will be laid off.

Lol he killed people. Lol.

Harlan Pepper, if you don’t stop naming nuts...!

Who kind of weirdo slow dances to Sweet Child O’ Mine?

Lol. Mike McCarthy fat-shaming someone.

I almost choked on my oatmeal when I saw Ex Machina wasn’t nominated. Huhwut?

We’ll always have the hambone.

He is the best. I’m surprised it hasn’t happened before now (see, e.g., the Teaparty), but if Donald Trump as the presumptive nominee doesn’t scare the Republican party into getting their shit together, nothing will.

Peak Jezebel, here.

Los D-Backs sounds a lot like Los D-Bags with the proper Espanol pronunciation.