Mmm, Siberian Ice.

Detroit fan, obviously.

Thank God they use Oxford commas.

You’d think Denny Crane, of all people, would know that.

Who dat?

Pap photos? Like at the gyno? Link please.

This guy must be feeling great. What could go wrong!

Now look at what you just saw, this is what you live for. I’m a motherfucking monster.

Athletes going to rehab will forever be known as “Taking a Sabatical”.

Phew. Almost thought that pertained to a sport I care about.

Oh come on. That’s at least kind of funny, and certainly not offensive.

What are you talking about?

Until he discovered, it was the perfect lie! Genius!

All of the people (in)correctly spelling American Pharoah: https://twitter.com/search?q=”Amer…

This reminds me of my job running a software shop. Customers complain all the time about a deficiency in a product feature that was released TWO FUCKING DAYS AGO. What in God’s name did you do before you had that feature??

Not even close. This is the one, mouth-breathers.

Not even close. This is the one, mouth-breathers.

Breaking: NFL suspends Aaron Hernandez for four games.

Did you guys edit that podcast to make your voices sound lower?