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Which one of you is going to take over Andrew Sullivan's blog?

Yeah - I hate the Bears, but I liked his 'tude.

I love how these are some of the coolest, most powerful people on Earth, and all anyone here can talk about is balding.

It seems like most gun accidents stem from "cleaning" a gun. People don't really clean their guns this much, right? Mostly they were just fucking around with a few cocktails in them and it went off?

in hopes of maybe being the next Jozy Altidore

Can we please get a definitive ranking of the sucky things that happened this week?

Ghosts and Goblins was like Contra for masochists.

I'm not exactly sure what this comment means, but I like it anyway.

From Kaboomtown!

I can vote every time I refresh. Yay!