Jebediah Hezekiah Obadiah Jedidiah Bush.

I always heard "split up on the docks that night" instead of "split up on a dark sad night".

You don't scare me, and I strongly suspect that the bulge in your pocket just means that you're glad to see me.

The lyrics on bobdylan.com say you are a jackanapes and that I should stop talking to you. *combs hair, rides a cabbage into town*

[intoned with gravitas] What's so secret about ooze anyway?

I love his delivery of the otherwise unremarkable line "I'm BOUND to cross the line!" in the Hard Rain version. Paul Williams wrote about that delivery in Performing Artist Vol. 2, I think.

The cocaine-fueled live version from 1975 that was put on Biograph is a great one for voice-cracking—damaged but still so damn powerful.

It's hunted like a crocodile, I think. But you likely know that. Carry on!

Joni Mitchell, "Blue"

I love his work! *dvd gets thrown at billy boy*

Single Female Lawyer, havin' lots of sex…

My only hope is that they can save the giant worm that is apparently crawling out of his throat to find a place to die.

A large part of what makes it funny to me is that fact that he's done it so many times. Sideshow Bob stepping on a single rake is not nearly as funny as him stepping on 12 rakes in a row.

You pay attention to your upvote ratio, even though you never upvote anyone, ever? Why that's…that's just immoral, sir. I am filing the requisite paperwork to have you officially declared a scamp.

Someone I know was looking for a bottle of Crystal Pepsi for a crystal anniversary a couple of months ago, and apparently it sells for about $100 a liter on EBay, so clearly there's a small and demonstrably insane market for it.

I remember going to see Heartbeeps in the theater, and even as a 7-year-old I knew it was a giant steaming pile of rhino shit.

You like him, but he hates you because you complain about being old at 30.

I was really hoping that the Night's King's big gesture on the dock would be the world's most badass shrug.

"They all drank lemonade. The end."

The cover for Eric Carmen's [not Cartman's] "Tonight You're Mine" isn't all that far off, and it was a real thing. http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…